Girls Only giveaway

April 17, 2009

in Denver

If you’re FEMALE, if you’re in COLORADO, if you like to laugh until you wet your PANTS, check out my MileHighMamas post.

If you’re just a few of these things or even none of these things, you can still click on over. I won’t call the blog cops (blops?) or anything.


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Baby Smiling In Back Seat April 7, 2010 at 2:06 am

Your mention of post-menopausal leftover “product” reminds me of a friend of mine, who once needed a tampon at her grandparents’ house. She asked her grandmother on the off chance that someone had left some feminine products in the house. Grandma said, “Oh sure. Go to the basement.”

My friend discovered a literal wall of tampons — dozens of cases, thousands and thousands of tampons.

She pointed out that her grandmother had passed menopause over a decade earlier. Her grandmother replied that there had been a very good deal at Costco years ago, and tampons don’t go bad.

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Lollipop Goldstein April 7, 2010 at 2:06 am

Fuck. I’m female, I definitely do enjoy wetting my pants, but that pesky Colorado part…

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Baby Smiling In Back Seat April 7, 2010 at 2:06 am

Your mention of post-menopausal leftover “product” reminds me of a friend of mine, who once needed a tampon at her grandparents’ house. She asked her grandmother on the off chance that someone had left some feminine products in the house. Grandma said, “Oh sure. Go to the basement.”

My friend discovered a literal wall of tampons — dozens of cases, thousands and thousands of tampons.

She pointed out that her grandmother had passed menopause over a decade earlier. Her grandmother replied that there had been a very good deal at Costco years ago, and tampons don’t go bad.

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Lollipop Goldstein April 7, 2010 at 2:06 am

Fuck. I’m female, I definitely do enjoy wetting my pants, but that pesky Colorado part…

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